Frustratingly Mediocre

As i hold this s9 in my hands and attempt to set it up, im in awe: how can someone love me so much to spend so much on something i mentioned on a whim or jokingly mentioned now and then? Despite how much i complained abt my phone having no memory, i honestly had no intention of changing it - not until it started showing serious problems, at least. But yet, here i am, few months shy of the "2 year anniversary" of my s7 and holding an s9 in my hands. I only ever said that if i got an s9, it would be for the purple colour. But never did i intend to get one - i was content. Yet here i am, the owner of a new s9 and im just - speechless. Thank u so much to my parents who really give me everything. Yall give me all that i want and more and i cant thank yall enough for this. My intention was to use this phone until it couldnt be used and now i have this s9. I will do my best to take care of it, i promise. I'm just not someone who takes the best care of things hahaha. Thank you so...